I'm absent from DevArt for a few months and they go and change everything~! I'm a born again newb at this site! While I was away my dad died, I was diagnosed with Lupus, and I decided to undertake swimming, which I'm not very good at. Lessons learned while gone: Old ladies use any chance they get to expose their titties to me. And the especially rotund old ladies, their coochies. Seriously, she was walking around with a bathing suit on but pulled the one piece down just to show me her impersonation of what an old, flap jack looking white eggplant would look like. Spoiler alert: Not attractive!! I wouldn't mind the nudity so much if it was som